Giggling teens on a rollercoaster. This is a fun wine, so shut up. Cheap, sweet, fizzy, and fresh, but low in alcohol (7%) and easy to gulp. Sure, it would pair well with cheese or dessert, but why be traditional? Just chug the stuff from the screw top bottle, and screw convention. Main notes here are sweet green apple and apricot (but no to the level of a Tokaji, mind you.) Sugar is just right (also not a Tokaji.) Buy this in bulk and let the snobs suck it.