Horrid, petroleum reek makes you think you’ve put a pile of oil-soaked rags in your mouth; once it’s inside you, it only gets worse. Imagine acid mixed with carcass, and you’re getting the picture. The only sure thing about this wine is that it will absolutely ruin any dish you eat it with. Recommend keeping a stock of these on hand to use in saloon fights, so you can smash the bottle, let the wine fall on the floor, and then use the sharp bits to beat up some horse thieves.

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