Remember the 5-star winning, Winepisser 2015 Best Wine of the Year, Apothic Red? Remember the follow-on near-winner Apothic Dark, which won 4 stars?

This isn’t either one of those.

Instead, this is just the thing you need if you are craving those artificial banana cream cakes they sell in all night gas stations, but liquefied and then poured directly into your mouth. Tastes like plastic and aspartame. Shockingly bad.

Worst wine of 2017 so far.